seifukucat: seifukucat: stealing text posts has been done a thousand times, i’m gonna start stealing selfies
rockstarsushiman: Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
whisk-ey: If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.
police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who
sheepishfox: tate-o-potato: randomnessandfandomness: asgardian-angels: the fans next week At first I wasn’t sure if you meant we were all gonna be Dean or we were all gonna be dead but then I remembered there’s essentially no difference I JUST STARTED WATCHING SUPERNATURAL WHAT IS HE GOING TO DIE NO WHAT NO NO NO
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
asuka-sohryu: next time you’re feeling like shit remember the sloths they don’t do anything ever and they haven’t gone extinct you can afford to take a nap
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt: When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach When your teacher is mean but teaches really good When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
carpetpissers: when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there’s ghosts
When you see visitors in your house but you had no...
chucksandjumpers: williamowainherondale: omg guess what i found out today that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly thank u brain~ No problem, boss.
a-clockwork-norm: frankeiro: omfg im in the train and here is a group of hipster girls and one of them literally just said “yolo is from star wars” im crying Han Yolo shot first. May the Swag be with you
phan-tabulous: constellationofkasterborous: constellationofkasterborous: um something just printed and i didn’t print it my parents are all asleep i’m scared it was fucking tickets to yo gabba gabba live are you gonna go
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on Tumblr I am