May 2013
seifukucat:
seifukucat:
stealing text posts has been done a thousand times, i’m gonna start stealing selfies
rockstarsushiman:
Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
whisk-ey:
If you want to call a family meeting just turn off the wifi router and wait in the room in which it is located.
police: *knock knock*
me: whos there
police: theres been an accident
me: theres been an accident who
sheepishfox:
tate-o-potato:
randomnessandfandomness:
asgardian-angels:
the fans next week
At first I wasn’t sure if you meant we were all gonna be Dean or we were all gonna be dead but then I remembered there’s essentially no difference
I JUST STARTED WATCHING SUPERNATURAL WHAT IS HE GOING TO DIE NO WHAT NO NO NO
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
asuka-sohryu:
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the...
carpetpissers:
when i’m dead and i’m a ghost i’ll be too scared to haunt places at night because what if there’s ghosts
When you see visitors in your house but you had no...
laugh-addict:
chucksandjumpers:
williamowainherondale:
omg guess what i found out today
that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed
is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly
thank u brain~
No problem, boss.
a-clockwork-norm:
frankeiro:
omfg im in the train and here is a group of hipster girls and one of them literally just said “yolo is from star wars” im crying
Han Yolo shot first.
May the Swag be with you
phan-tabulous:
constellationofkasterborous:
constellationofkasterborous:
um something just printed and i didn’t print it
my parents are all asleep
i’m scared
it was fucking tickets to yo gabba gabba live
are you gonna go
equisollux:
zombiecthulu:
basedkuroko:
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
