age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet
A post I saw on Facebook:
fresher-than-a-motherfucka: “Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you’re like ‘Pfft. Erin? I can take that slut’. But if it’s like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you pack up and leave.”
jackeduponmountaindew: halfblood-harry: so i’m comparing this guy to vincent crabbe and my friend turns around and goes “who?” so, taking pity on her, i say “harry potter,” she then turns around, serious look on her face and goes “is that the guy thats the leader of the viktor krum school.” Thankyou Dean for truely expressing my reaction to this post!
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thunderwear: thunderwear: ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him also, all the black kids went up to take pictures The security guard at my school put this on our website
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